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○● B R I T I S H ○● [x ] You drink a lot of tea. [ ] You know what a brolly is. [ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. [ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell" [x] Fish and Chips are yummy. [ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [x ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (Ems are annoying, life isnt THAT bad -.-) [ ] Its football...not soccer. (NFL is football! THATS IT) [ ] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.'
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○● [ ] You wear flip flops all year. [ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. [ ] You love a backyard Barbie. [ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll. [x] You love the beach. (Duhh Tanning!) [ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing. [x] You're a sports fanatic. (NY Giants!!) [x] You are tanned. [ ] You're a bit of a bogan. [ ] You have an Australian something
○● I T A L I A N ○● (Italians are the best!) [x] The Sopranos is a great show. [x] Your last name ends in a vowel. [x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. [x] You know how a real meatball tastes. [x] You know Italian songs. [x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. [x] You speak some Italian. [x] You are under 5'10". [ ] You know what an Italian horn is. [x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! [x] You talk with your hands. (all the time)
○● S P A N I S H ○● [x] You say member instead of Remember. [x] You speak Spanish or some. [x] You like tacos. [ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. [ ] You are dark skinned. [ ] You know what a Puta is. [ ] You talk fast occasionally. [ ]You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. [x] You know what platanos are.
○● R U S S I A N ○● [ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. [ ] You get short tempered. [ ] You know of somebody named Natasha. [x]You get cold easily. [ ] Rain is fun for you. [ ] You get into contests all the time. [ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
○● I R I S H ○● [ ] You think beer is the best. [ ] You have a bad temper. [ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. [ ] You have blue or green eyes. [x] You like the color green. [ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. [ ] You have a family member from Ireland. [ ] You have red hair. [ ] You have/had freckles. [ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○● [ ] You say nigga/nukka casually. [ ] You have nappy hair. [x] You like rap. [ ] You know how to shoot a gun. [ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. [x] You like chicken. [x] You like watermelon. [ ] You can dance. [ ] You can sing gospel.
○● A S I A N ○● [x] You have slanty/small eyes. [x] You like rice a lot. [x] You are good at maths. [x] You have played the piano. [ ] You have family from Asia. [x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. [ ] Most people think you're Chinese. [ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. [ ] You go to Baulko.
○● G E R M A N ○● [x] You like bread [ ] You think German Chocolate is good. [ ] You speak some German. [ ] You know what Schnitzel is. [x] You hate it when stupid people call you [ ] You went to Pre-school. [ ] You're over 5'2. Total: 2/7
○● C A N A D I A N ○● [ ] You like/play/played hockey. [ ] You love beer. [x] You say eh. [ ] You know what poutine is. [ ] You speak some French. [ ] You love Tim Horton's. [ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. [x] You watch/watched Degrassi.
○● A M E R I C A N ○● [ ] You hate foreigners. [ ] You hate non - Christians. [ ] You're lazy. [ ] You have had an abortion. [ ] But love the penalty. [ ] You don't read. [x] You shop at Wal-Mart. [ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
○● B E L G I A N ○● [x] you grow some small vegetables in the yard. [x] you like French fries. [ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules. [ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian. [ ] you speak both Dutch and French [ ] you like Belgian waffles. [ ] you call a pub or bar a café. [ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. [ ] you drive/own a French or German car. [x] you have a lot of comments on your government.
○● D U T C H ○● [ ] you like the color orange. [x] you are a football enthusiast. [ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'. [ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. [ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions. [x] you have a cheerful nature. [x] you like the sea. [x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects. [ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.
( ) 1. had sex? ( ) 2. bought condoms? ( ) 3. gotten pregnant? ( ) 4. failed a class? (NEVER) (x) 5. kissed a boy? ( ) 6. kissed a girl? ( x) 7. used a little paper bag for lunch? (x) 8. had a job? (x) 9. slipped on ice? (x) 10. missed the school bus? (x) 11. left the house without my wallet? (x) 12. bullied someone on the internet? ( ) 13. sexted? ( ) 14. had sex in public? ( x) 15. played on a sports team? (Softball and soccer) ( ) 16. smoked weed? ( ) 17. smoked cigarettes? ( ) 18. smoked a cigar? ( x) 19. drank alcohol? (x ) 20. watched "The Breakfast Club"? ( ) 21. been overweight? ( ) 22. been underweight? ( ) 23. had an eating disorder? ( x) 24. been to a wedding? (x) 25. made fun of someone for being fat? (x) 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? (x) 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? ( ) 28. been late for work? (x) 29. been late for school? ( ) 30. kissed in the rain? (x) 31. showered with someone else? ( ) 32. failed my drivers test? ( ) 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? ( ) 34. been outside my home country? (x) 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? ( ) 36. had lice? ( ) 37. gotten my heart broken? ( ) 38. had a credit card? ( x) 39. been to a professional sports game? (Football games every year) ( ) 40. broken a bone? (x) 41. been unhappy about my weight? (x ) 42. won a trophy? ( ) 43. cut myself? ( ) 44. had an STD? ( ) 45. got engaged? (x) 46. been on a diet? (x ) 47. tried out to be on a tv show? (x ) 48. rode in a taxi? ( ) 49. been to prom? ( ) 50. played a drinking game? (x) 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? ( x) 52. been to a concert? ( ) 53. had a three-some? ( ) 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? (x) 55. been in a car accident? ( ) 56. had braces? (x) 57. learned another language? ( ) 58. killed an animal? (x) 59. been at a yard sale? (x ) 60. been to a japanese steakhouse? (x) 61. wore make up? (x) 62. talked to someone via webcam? ( ) 63. lost my virginity before I was 16? ( ) 64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? (x) 65. kissed someone a different race than myself? (x) 66. snuck out of the house? ( ) 67. bought porn? (x) 68. had a virus on my computer? ( ) 69. had oral sex? ( ) 70. dyed my hair? (x) 71. gone skinny dipping? ( ) 72. graduated from college? (x) 73. wore someone else's clothes? ( ) 74. voted in a presidential election? ( ) 75. rode in an ambulance? ( ) 76. rode in a helicopter? (x) 77. caught the stove on fire? (x) 78. got in a verbal fight? (Gotta defend yourself) (x) 79. met someone famous? (Hakkem Nicks of the NY Giants<333) (x) 80. been on vacation? (x) 82. been on a boat? (x) 81. been on an airplane? (x) 83. broken something expensive? ( X) 84. had surgery? ( ) 85. kissed someone before I was 14? (x) 86. beat a video game? (x) 87. found something valuable on the ground? ( x) 88. made a survey? (x) 89. stalked someone on a social network? (x) 90. prank called someone? (gamestop XD) ( x) 92. spent over $100 shopping in one day? (x) 91. been to a library outside of school? ( ) 93. cut my hair and hated it? (x) 94. peed outside? (x) 95. went fishing? ( x) 96. helped with charity? ( ) 97. taken a pregnancy test? ( ) 98. been rejected by a crush? ( ) 99. been suspended from school? ( ) 100.broken a mirror?